WALTER EGO SNR: I don't like it. It's too quiet in here.
WALTER EGO JNR: I'm scared, dude.
WALTER EGO SNR: They're up to something.
WALTER EGO JNR: It was only a joke. I didn't mean anything by it.
WALTER EGO SNR: Walter Egos aren't supposed to joke. It makes people uneasy.
WALTER EGO JNR: Where do we go from here?
WALTER EGO SNR: (sings) It's only volts... and volts are all I have... to take your nuts away...
WALTER EGO JNR: Jesus H Ronnie Corbett's Left Nipple Protruding! This is no time for BoyZone!
WALTER EGO SNR: Bee Gees, hactually. Would you rather I sang It's Hell Or Never?
WALTER EGO JNR: Nope. I'd rather you didn't sing at all.
(door slams, footsteps approach)
WALTER EGO JNR: Billy the Whizz Dangled Gonads In The Wind! It's them!
WALTER EGO SNR: Pull yourself together, lad. We shall go with dignity, as generations of Walter Egos have gone before us.
WALTER EGO JNR: It's dark out there. Can't we stay here?
WALTER EGO SNR: In victory magnanimous, in defeat unbowed.
(whirring and crunching, fade to light)
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