PLEASE NOTE: NO OCTOPUSES OR OTHER ANIMALS WERE HURT DURING THE RECORDING OF THIS SKETCH
(Octopussy plays Donna Summer's I Feel Love badly on bagpipes, squirts dark inky substance across playpen, does several rolly pollys with bagpipes entwined, comes to rest in the corner with all three hearts about to burst, pants contentedly, strokes bagpipes with leading suction cup then sinks into deep, satisfying slumber)
BUFFALO: Ah, sweet!
BIRD: Brings tears to yer eyes.
BUFFALO: Arf, arf!