BIRD: Feeling decidedly wibbly this mawning.
BUFFALO: Wot was THAT all about?
BIRD: Dunno. But I'm glad it's over.
BUFFALO: Oh, they'll be back.
BIRD: You think so?
BUFFALO: But I'm not sure about the others.
BIRD: Shite on a Tricycle wrapped up in Cheddar Cheese Dumplings! Potty Dotty!
BUFFALO: And Sparky!
BIRD: And Puck!
BUFFALO: And Fifi!
BIRD: And... and... all the others that we haven't got time to name.
BUFFALO: Shame about Potty Dotty and Sparky. Thought it was built to last.
BIRD: If it's not meant to be...
BUFFALO: And whatever happened to The Sage of Sweden?
BIRD: Probably got bigger fish to fry.
BUFFALO: You don't think it was the foreign language thang? I mean he did get voted off.
BIRD: Gotta keep our readers happy.
BUFFALO: But what about us? What about OUR happiness? Appreciation isn''t everything.
BIRD: Dude, they LOVE you. Isn't that enough?
BUFFALO: Ya think I'm being greedy?
BUFFALO: Gawd, I hate myself. I'm SO fookin' up me own ass. Me, me, me! 'Twas ever thus.
BIRD: Tread cautiously, Buff, as you stumble through this life.
WALTER EGO SNR: Shall we tell 'em?
BUFFALO: Oh, Fook a Giraffe up a Gum Tree with Hob-Nailed Boots on! It's them!!
BIRD: Eh? Who? I didn't hear anything.
BUFFALO: The Walter Egos!
WALTER EGO JNR: I thought you said they couldn't hear us any more?!
WALTER EGO SNR: Well, one of them can't.
BUFFALO: Wot the fook! They're plotting against us!
BIRD: Oh, come off it, Buffo. You're imagining it. Relax, have a swig of Benadryl. You'll feel SO much better afterwards.
WALTER EGO SNR & JNR: Hahahahahahahahahaha...
BUFFALO: Make them go away, Birdy!
BIRD: Buffters, chill out. No-one's gonna hurt you.
WALTER EGO SNR & JNR: We're coming to get you...
BUFFALO: Gott und Himmell an der Oder mit der Schlonger Hammer! Save me!
BIRD: Cool it, dude. The neighbours'll hear you. You don't want the cops calling round again.
WALTER EGO SNR & JNR: Smile for the camera...
TO BE CONTINUED?