BIRD: Woo! This is fun!
BUFFALO: Sure is.
BIRD: Welcome to Bird & Buff Interactive, where you... yes, YOU, the READER, gets to talk live to the Bird & Buffalo. Ask us anything, that's anything. We're here for you. And our first caller is...
BUFFALO: Uh, that'd be Ralf from Germany.
BIRD: Hey, Ralf! Welcome to the show! What would you like to ask us?
RALF: I would like to connect it blog. You are fantastisch. I write mean first novel in English. Possibly you can help.
BIRD: Er, yeah. No problem. And your question is?
RALF: My novel ist The Plasterung. Like it.
BUFFALO: Hey, dude, that's great! Uh, Sharon's on Sky Pee 2. Hi, Sharon! I believe you can make your titties dance in 4/4 time?
BIRD: Not so fast, Buffters. So, Ralf, you're writing a novel.
RALF: Ja. I read.
BUFFALO: Oh, scheitze on die Biken.
RALF: Your German not so gut, Bueffel.
BUFFALO: Bueffel?! Who the fook's Bueffel?
BIRD: Cork it, Buffo. Sorry about that, Ralf. About your novel...
RALF: The Plasterung.
BIRD: Which means?
RALF: Listen. I read.
BUFFALO: Can't we get ditch this jer-berk and get on to Sharon and her dancing titties?
BIRD: Buff, pliz! Ralf can hear you. Go on, Ralf. Sock it to us, dude.
RALF: Ja. It goes in such a way: "Paul regarded above the sun. The sharp gloss was unbearable. It waited that the car began then, the road to cross exceeds. A thin older Mrs., their head stooped, tottered over here from the other side. Their dress was the Flimsy, which is white with bright yellow flowers on. Their hair was briefly, grey, permed. Their face had shrunk. A luggage car shot from a lateral rotation. Paul main header its hand on, in order to try to slow it down. The luggage car accelerated above. The older woman looked above and stopped in the middle in the road. The brakes squealed. The luggage car slipped to the tariff of a stop arm Paul stretched by Pauls turned to the older woman. She fell into its arms. The luggage car driver went out and helped Paul to carry the woman to the Plasterung. "it is OKAY," said Paul, "I call for an ambulance."
BIRD: Excrement, dude. Oh, yes. Where'd you learn to write English like that?
RALF: Nein, Geburdy Wurdy. I use Babelfish, ja?
BUFFALO: Babelfish... Jesus H Gondola in Berlin.
BIRD: Well done, Ralf, and good luck with the novel. Now on Sky Pee 2, Sharon and her dancing titties to the tune of Leo Sayer's You Make Me Feel Like Dancing.
BUFFALO: Now dat's better. Watching da YouTube vid here, dude. Look at those nipples go! Touchdown!
BIRD: Wow. So Sharon, when did you first discover you could strut yer jugs?
SHARON: Well, it was when I was ******************************
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