Saturday, October 14, 2006

HEAD DOC BLUES

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BUFFALO: Dude, saw the Head Doc today... Her theory is that all the shyte in my life is just "life" and I should get over it and quit being a whining bitch. Hmmph. Easy for her to say. She's a minx; what does she know about suffering? Oh, and I got pranged for clipping my fingernails in the waiting room... over the wastebasket, mind you. Whining bitches.

WALTER EGO SNR: Toughen up, Buff-o. When the going gets shite-y, the shite gets goin', or sumfin' like that.

BUFFALO: ****************************************************** you!

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