BIRD: Oh, Buff, I never knew.
BUFFALO: Well, it's kinda poisonal, y'see.
BIRD: And Jennette, she can't return your feelings?
BUFFALO: If only. Thing is, Birdman, I'd be happy just to hold her in me arms. For starters, anyway. And the other day, our finger tips almost touched. I tell ya, it's a hopeless situation.
BIRD: Rewinds me. There was this gal at school...
BUFFALO: Be serious, Birdy. It's not a schoolboy crush here. This woman is perfect in every way. Married to a total jerkoff with minus 20 Freddy activity. Guess I'll have to stop seeing her. Pity, coz I was just starting to get to grips with my delusional suicidal tendencies.
BIRD: Buffy, old chap. It's transference. Get over it. Give Judy a ring.
BUFFALO: Judy... Judy... With her it's all take, take, take, now booger orf, ya auld perv.
BIRD: Well, Karen, then.
BUFFALO: With her it's all huff huff huff, over in a puff.
BUFFALO: Got back together with her fookwit attorney.
BUFFALO: Taken up residence with three dogs and a goat in the house of flatulence.
BIRD: Well, er, how about, um, er, Dotty?
BUFFALO: Dotty?! Are you yanking my chain, dude? I'd rather hack off me Freddy and donate it to science than spend a night with that mirthless gal. What is it with her? She can't laugh, sing, dance, say ANYTHING interesting. Dunno wot you see in her.
BIRD: She's all heart, really. Just gotta find the key to open it. Shhh, she's coming. Dum, dee, dum, dee, dum.
DOTTY: Hello, boys.
BIRD & BUFFALO: Hel-lo.
DOTTY: How's it going?
BIRD & BUFFALO: Very well, thank you, Dotty.
DOTTY: I'm not interrupting anything, am I?
BIRD & BUFFALO: No, of course not, Dotty.
DOTTY: Good. Er, have you heard from Sparky lately?
BIRD & BUFFALO: No, we don't know where he is, Dotty.
DOTTY: Oh, well, when you see him could you let me know, there's something I want to ask him.
BIRD & BUFFALO: OK, Dotty, we will.
DOTTY: Well, I'll see you later, then.
BIRD & BUFFALO: OK, Dotty. Bye.
BUFFALO: Jeez, that was close.
BIRD: She just needs some lurrve, Buff. Can't you help her out?
BUFFALO: We ALL need some lurrve, old chum, me more than most.
BIRD: Ah, yes, but you've been looking for it in all the wrong places.
BUFFALO: Would that t'were that simple. Hey, wait, it's me cell phone. It's Bindy. Oh, my, looks like my lucky number's just come up, Birdman! Boffing tonite.
BIRD: You durty auld perv!
BUFFALO: Arf, arf!