Sunday, August 13, 2006

PUCK OFF

BIRD: Rain again. Back to the duvet.

BUFFALO: Roastin' here, dude. Off for a good hosin'.

DOTTY: That's not funny! You ***** *****!

BIRD & BUFFALO: Shut it!!

FIFI: And in other developments, Puck has gone missing. If you see this man, ring, text, e-mail, blog, flog, bob us. Last seen with a rather limp octopus that goes by the name of Pussy, he is thought to be distraught and unapproachable. Offer him sweets and a good comic, pliz. Come back, Puck, ALL is forgiven!

BUFFALO: Arf, arf!

DOTTY: That's not funny! You **** ****!

(BIRD & BUFFALO LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY)

FIFI: Film at eleven.

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