SPARKY: Back in 'Nam, we liked it short and sweet, man. Slam, wham, bam, thank you, 'Nam. But it was REAL good. Pretty colors.
BIRD: Wot the fook is he on about?
BUFFALO: Wish I knew, dude.
SPARKY: Watch yer wanger, man, the Charlie are everywhere. Good thing I got ma grenade ready.
BUFFALO: Omigod! Sparky, old chap, put that thing down.
SPARKY: They come anywhere near me and it's ka-boom time.
BUFFALO: Gimme that, you fookwit and a half!
SPARKY: Hey, man, that's mine. I want it back.
BUFFALO: Go and play with Cindy and yer friends. Now!
SPARKY: You be careful, Buff. Coz they're out there, waitin' and they're gonna get us.
BIRD: Jeez! You OK, Buff?
BUFFALO: Gimme a minute, will ya. Think I just soiled meself. Now where's the fookin' pin?
TO BE CONTINUED...