BUFFALO: Laffing me ass off here, dude.
BIRD: Sumptuous. A triumph of modern literature.
FIFI: So glad you like it, boys.
BUFFALO: Like it? Fifi, sweetie, you've just become a poet.
BIRD: What the... Get him out of here!
BUFFALO: Sure. Sparky, go get in the shower, you smell like an elephant's wonger gone off.
SPARKY: Oh, OK.
BIRD: And now, guys and gals... the moment you've been waiting for, THE Limerick of the century. And keep them e-mails coming. You guys are SO funny.
THE BLOODY STUD LIMERICK
She likes her jam with a wee bit o' blood
And her toast and eggs with a nice fried spud
But her fav'rite thing in all this world
Is Sparky in bed with his toes uncurled
When Sparky's jamming he's a bloody stud
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