BUFFALO: I see Italy won the soccer then.
BIRD: Football, Buff. Footie.
BUFFALO: Yeah, whatever. Pretty neat headbutt by that guy Zidane.
BIRD: Couldn’t have done it to a nicer guy.
BUFFALO: Hey, I thought you told me France were gonna win.
BIRD: Dude, I told you ENGLAND were gonna win. And they might’ve if that wazzock Rooney hadn’t got himself sent off.
BUFFALO: That shootout at the end, that was kinda exciting.
BIRD: There’s no justice in this world. Bunch of cheats. Rolling around on the ground in agony after a little tap on the ankle.
BUFFALO: Fookin’ lightweights. So how’d the escort service go last night?
BIRD: Omigod. Nearly got a Freddy in my molars. Lipstick smeared all over me mug. I tell ya, Buff, I gotta get another job. Some of these cross-dressers can’t take no for an answer.
BUFFALO: Still, good research for the book, right?
BIRD: It’s a jungle out there, Buff. Nowadays, a straight guy can’t make an honest living slipping into a skirt and black stockings.
BUFFALO: Aw, come on, you like it, really. You lap up the attention.
BIRD: The thrill has gone, dude. I’m hanging up my Wonderbra and panties and heading for the building site. You know where you are with bricks.
BUFFALO: Film at eleven.