Friday, November 17, 2006

PUBISTAN - THE BARE FACTS

THIS JUST IN FROM THE COMMISSARIAT OF INFORMATION OF THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF PUBISTAN

Capital: Pube City
Official language: Pubish
Currency: the Pube
Government: People’s Democracy
President Boris Hazam Ripyorebollokov
Area: 21 234 km squared
Population: 605 (5.5 million prior to Glorious Revolution of 1905)
(density) high (in spite of inspirational, futuristic educational reforms)
GDP: 40 billion Pubes (1 pube = 5 million dollars, if lucky, on black market)
Production: potatoes, rabbits
Manufacture: tanks, machine-guns, fan belts for washing machines
Trade:
Exports - rabbits’ scrotums
Imports – ballistic missiles, submarines, uranium, Earl Grey tea

History: currently being written
Geography: hilly, infested with rabbit warrens reminiscent in appearance of good Gorgonzola
Demographics: ethnic Pubes, very hairy
Economy: command economy, based on five-year plans and donations of serfs from mutually beneficial countries
Customs: fondling and licking widespread and much appreciated

Five most famous Pubes:
President Boris Hazam Ripyorebollokov, great leader
Irina Hazamnella Ripyorebollokov, Director of State Rabbit Farm 1
Gamzalla Hazam Ripyorebollokov, tank turret expert
Doozy Hazam Ripyorebollokov, inventor of revolutionary Pube non-stick fan belt
Fuzilla Hazamnella Ripyorebollokov, Miss Pubistan 2006

For more information about our great republic, email us at thecommissariatofpubicsafety@pubistan.com

Long live the victorious banner of our democratic Pubism! Long live Borat!

5 comments:

Jeremy said...

Another hit, guys!

jeremy
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Leon said...

You seem to have Borat fever!

birdandbuffalo said...

Yuuuuppp!

OK, dude, just one more entry Borat-related and then back to Sparky.

Birdy

kathryn said...

To which countries do they export the rabbit scrotums? And what do those countries do with them?

birdandbuffalo said...

Dear Goddess, I will pass on yer query to the Commissariat and await a reply.

Birdy
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