MAKE LOVE NOT WAR – SHAGATHON 4 PEACE, PLIZ
DATE: 22nd DECEMBER
VENUE: WHEREVER YOU FANCY, ALTHOUGH CHECK IT OUT FIRST WITH YER LOCAL FUZZ
TIME: FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT
AIM: AS BEST AS POSSIBLE
GOAL: SCORE AS MANY AS POSSIBLE
OBJECTIVE: TO BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE, PLIZ
TO BE ACHIEVED BY: EVERYONE FORNICATING LIKE SEA OTTERS ON THE AFOREMENTIONED DATE
GLOBALORGASM.ORG MISSION STATEMENT, EXTRACTED:
“The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high-energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.
The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.”
SIGN UP HERE: http://www.globalorgasm.org/
BIRD: So, dude, you up for it?
BUFFALO: Uh, yahh-p. Gotta practise beforehand, like. Dat Viagra’s sure gonna come in handy.
BIRD: Dude, just how many times are you planning on splodging 4 peace, pliz, like?
BUFFALO: Hard to say, Birdman. Last time I boffed 4 peace, pliz, I got up to 30.
BUFFALO: Well, it is incumbent upon shagmeisters everywhere to do their bit 4 peace, pliz, nichts?
BIRD: Oh, totally. Absolutely. Better get down the doc’s for a prescription.
POTTY DOTTY: Er, can anyone join in?
FIFI LAMOUR: C’est tres formidable.
SAGE OF SWEDEN: From one trickle to the ocean.
PUCK: Fookin’ A!
BUFFALO: Are you in, Sparkers?
SPARKY: Depends on Otto.
OTTO FELLATIO: Sparky, my dear lad, you iz ready.
SPARKY: Uh, OK, man. Sign me up.
(Octopussy pokes the bagpipes enthusiastically)
BUFFALO: Bog willing, we’ll bring peace, pliz, unto all earth dwellers.
BIRD: Amen! Oar Gaz Ums at eleven!
BUFFALO: Arf, arf!
COUNTDOWN TO SYNCHRONIZED GLOBAL ORGASM:
21 DAYS, 14 HOURS, 35 MINUTES. BE PREPARED.