Monday, June 05, 2006


Bird: Now it's advertising a friggin' portaloo. How are we gonna build up a young audience now?

Buffalo: Hey, everybody's gotta go sometime, right? Maybe it ain't such a bad idea.

Bird: I'm betting they're gonna advertise a cure for haemorrhoids next.

Buffalo: Don't say that, dude. It analyses our every word so it can target the next ad.

Bird: OK, Googly, let's see what you come up with now. Blonde chicks with big melons and short skirts that ride all the way up to heaven. Lovely.

Buffalo: Can I trumpet?

Bird: You sure can.

Buffalo: Brrrrrr-brrrrrrrrr-woooooooooooooooo!

Bird: Write the cheque out, Momma!

Buffalo: Arf, arf!

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