Wednesday, April 16, 2008

FIVE REASONS TO GET OUTTA BED IN DA MAWNIN'

ER... WOT YER THINK, BUFF? WILL ANY OF THESE GET YA OUTTA BED?

1. You'll get fired if you don't.
BUFFALO: Nope.

2. Your heart will become even weaker than it already is then it'll give out altogether.
BUFFALO: Years of unbridled rogering and solvent abuse will get me first, Birdy, so wot's da hurry?

3. Someone is stealing your car.
BUFFALO: Dude, it's insured!

4. There is a special package at the door.
BUFFALO: I've got all my movies from NetFlix so I don't give a feck!

5. The bed is on fire.
BUFFALO: Yeah, that oughtta do it!

1 comment:

Donia said...

You also left out bedbugs and mad knife-wielding rapists. Although you can let the bedbugs do their thing and get under the covers. Leave the knife on the bedside table.