ER... WOT YER THINK, BUFF? WILL ANY OF THESE GET YA OUTTA BED?
1. You'll get fired if you don't.
2. Your heart will become even weaker than it already is then it'll give out altogether.
BUFFALO: Years of unbridled rogering and solvent abuse will get me first, Birdy, so wot's da hurry?
3. Someone is stealing your car.
BUFFALO: Dude, it's insured!
4. There is a special package at the door.
BUFFALO: I've got all my movies from NetFlix so I don't give a feck!
5. The bed is on fire.
BUFFALO: Yeah, that oughtta do it!