BIRD: Wot's happnin', dude?
BUFFALO: Nuffink much. Just reading about that darty old muff muncher Bertie Einstein.
BIRD: Eh? Xplain, plis, Lucy.
BUFFALO: Great new bio just out - Einstein: Quantum Chick Magnet. Did you know, Birdy, that Einstein married his second wife Elsa cuz she was well endowed, like?
BIRD: Great fornicating follicles, Buffters! Is nothing sacred?!
BUFFALO: He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
BIRD: Fascinating stuff.
BUFFALO: For real. This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.