Tuesday, August 15, 2006

BOW ANCHOR AWAY!

WARNING ADVISORY: NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED

BUFFALO: Birdy?

BIRD: Yes, Buff?

BUFFALO: Just got the design back for Bow Anchor Butt Jam.

BIRD: Great.

BUFFALO: Take a look.

BIRD: Wow. Cheeky! Is that a real butt?

BUFFALO: Dude, you don't want to know.

BIRD: OK.

BUFFALO: It's a limited edition - 5,000. We'll see how it goes. If the white trailer trash like it, then we'll start shippin' it out, yes, sirree.

BIRD: Dude, can I ask how you make this jam, like?

BUFFALO: Uh, you can ask.

SPARKY: Hey, Buff! Think I got the last bits out, man.

BIRD: Gott und himmel! Selling Sparky by the pound.

BUFFALO: You got it.

BIRD: Is there nothing that guy won't do for our burgeoning empire and future material wellbeing?

BUFFALO: He won't do guys with Freddies.

BIRD: Fair nuff. Film at eleven.

BUFFALO: Arf, arf!

2 comments:

Steve said...

i can see that you have a great site.... do you like to do Link exchange with my blog let me know by mail honeyfam02@gmail.com thanx in advance if you agree we should do both. mine http://english-premier.blogspot.com
and there is also http://timesfunny.blogspot.com u can exchange any one u like. byee..

birdandbuffalo said...

Sure, dude. I'll get on it tomorrow.

Birdy

BUFFALO: Arf, arf!