Wednesday, August 02, 2006

ANYTHING YOU CAN DO...

FIFI: Did you guys know that Toe Jam is a known aphrodisiac?

BIRD: Really?

FIFI: Kooky swears by it. Rubs it ALL over.

BUFFALO: Interesting... Think I'll stick to the Viagra for now, though, if it's all the same with you.

FIFI: Good for skin complaints too.

BIRD: Wow, that's fascinating. About your Limerick...

BUFFALO: Yeah. You said you were feeling left out.

FIFI: Kooky told you, right?

BIRD: Might have.

BUFFALO: So what ya got?

FIFI: I've got two, actually. Can't decide which one I like the best.

BIRD: OK, here's what we'll do. We'll post one, see what the fans think, then if it gets the thumbs-up we'll post the other. Does that sound fair?

FIFI: OK. Better go. Got a paradiddle to sort out.

BUFFALO: A para what?

BIRD: Don't ask.

FIFI: Miss you.

BUFFALO: Miss you too.

BIRD: Film at eleven.

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