Is there something missing in your toe jam lately? Is it not what you've come to expect from a tickled foot fetish product? Then perhaps it's time to switch to Sparky's Toe Jam, picked fresh daily from the toes of authentic Middle Earth Hobbits. Yes, Sparky's Toe Jam is always uniformly smooth and delicious, and there's not a Hobbit foot hair in a bucketful. Ask for it by name, and if your grocer doesn't stock it, ask him why not? Remember, ask for Sparky's Toe Jam, when you care enough to spread the very best.
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You won't be sorry.
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