BUFFALO: So tell me again, dude, why should I read Insolent Rudder at http://www.insolentrudder.net/?
BIRD: Cos it's jam packed with lots of goodies.
BUFFALO: Oh, yeah? Like wot?
BIRD: The Body Psalms Promo for a start. Made by the janitor.
BUFFALO: Wow. What happened to the editor, like?
BIRD: He is the editor.
BUFFALO: Shucks. And he's gotta clean up afterwards too?
BIRD: Feeds 'em too.
BUFFALO: Must be a Nordic ting. And wot else?
BIRD: Stories by Nonnie Augustine, Sydnee Elliot, Susan Elmendorf, GC Smith, Craig Terlson, Foster Trecost and Donna Vitucci. All at http://www.insolentrudder.net/
BUFFALO: Salivating loudly here, dude.
BIRD: Rightfully so. These guys is premier league. Wanna hear about the rest?
BUFFALO: There's more?
BIRD: You betcha. There's that crazy Pube Maxim Ripyorebollokov trying to get reverb before the lights go out.
BUFFALO: Oh, I like him. He's well wacko.
BIRD: And some great cartoons by Marja Hagborg. And she's written a column too about NNS.
BUFFALO: Woo-hoo to dat! NNS, wot's dat?
BIRD: Non Native Speakers.
BUFFALO: More? No way!
BIRD: Way! There's a novel excerpt from Bonnie ZoBell's excellent Blue Jay. And a review of Liesl Jobson's 100 Papers. And check out Beth Thomas in the Author Spotlight.
BUFFALO: Omigod! I can't take much more. My ickle heart's about to burst! And it's all at Insolent Rudder, you say, at http://www.insolentrudder.net/?
BIRD: That's right, dude.
BUFFALO: Checking it out right now!
BIRD: You'd be a fool not to.
BUFFALO: Hey, dude.
BIRD: Yes, dude?
BUFFALO: How come I'm not there?
BIRD: You will be, dude. But ya gotta write something first, innit.
BUFFALO: OK. So that's Insolent Rudder.
BIRD: At http://www.insolentrudder.net/. Yep.
BUFFALO: Reading it as we speak. Omigod! I think I've just soiled myself.
BIRD: Insolent Rudder. The Write Choice. Don't Judder Da Rudder.
BUFFALO: Arf, arf!