Tuesday, July 29, 2008

MICHIGAN LAFFING ACADEMY





BIRD: Dude, I hear they've closed the Michigan Laffing Academy. We could erect it in here, innit.


BUFFALO: Nein, mein Klockenspilengrossengrupenfuhrer. Der Laffing Academy ist Kaput, capice?


BIRD: Al zo... Ja, ist sehr geshitten zu offen, like.


BUFFALO: In der Toileten, liken ein Vogel scheissen.


BIRD: Mit der grosse fudgepacken gewipen nichts.


BUFFALO: Ja, ja, das is sehr gut, mein kleine schickelgrubber. Der Laffen Academie oder den Michigan Scheissehausen ist sticken up der arschen mit der weinerschnitzel und der roladen, mit der dillpicklen und der mustard, upen in den grossenintestin ver der solarligthen ist nicts zo gershinen.


BIRD: Film bei elf stunde.


BUFFALO: Arfe, arfe!

2 comments:

Donia said...

If this is RIP, it's the jolliest I've seen.

Splendor G. Mainwaring said...

You two assholes are either geniuses or ax murderers, I can't make up my mind which it is. In the Old South the pair of you would be publically horse-whipped, tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail. You guys are the sickest motherfuckers I've ever seen out of doors before midnight. Jesus Christ, were you raised by cannibals? Is nothing sacred to you?