BIRD: Couldn't sleep last night. Woke up at 11am, tired, irritable, woozy. Haven't been sleeping at all well lately.
BIRD: Diagnosis, pliz.
BUFFALO: Well, dude, it could be... holiday depression, ennui, winter, the bloody weather, terror-asses, diesel fumes, Bush, cheap Beaujolais, lackanooky, bleeding gums, Gummy Bears, Grizzly Bears, unbearable blather from the media, serial killers, killer bees, Aunt Bee, Samantha Bee, Vitamin B deficiency, deficit spending, bad endings, bad derrieres, dairy products, ducks, geese, lend lease options, estate agents ("Kill an estate agent today, and build a better tomorrow..."), secret agents, M, Moneypenny, no money, no honey, no lovin' spoonful of medicine sans sugar baby ruth, the Bible, Martin Luther, Lutherans, Jehovah's Witnesses, missionaries, Mormons, Mermen, Mermaids, Molly Maids, Minute Maid, Made in China, plate, mate, rhyming slang, sliming rangs, bangs, banks, tanks for the mammaries, things that have gone tits up, catsup, tomatoes, potatoes, toe jam, Pearl Jam, jelly roll, polls, politicians, morticians, whoors, Coors, Olympia, Zeus, Mateus, vin rose, la vie en rose, Rosemary Clooney, George Clooney, Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Bugsy Siegel, Der Spiegel, the American Bald Eagle, vultures, cultures, bacteria, worms, germs, Germans, sauerkraut, blutwurst, blood of the lamb, silence.
BIRD: I see. Thanks, dude.