BIRD: Morning, dude.
BUFFALO: Mawnin'. Wasshapnin'?
BIRD: Did you ever think of me?
BUFFALO: Only when I was sad.
BIRD: Whenever we show pity, we empty our souls.
BUFFALO: The salvation of humanity is in its shame.
BUFFALO: Ten points!
BIRD: Film at eleven.
BUFFALO: Arf, arf!
PLUS THE SHORTEST SOLARIS POEM EVER!!!
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AND THE CRITICS SAID...
SHELDON, LEONARD, HOWARD, PENNY, RAJ AND KEVIN BACON: Totes amazeballs!