Wednesday, March 25, 2009

PROFESSOR BUFFTAMELLA AND THE OFFER YOU CAN'T INFUSE!

PROFESSOR BUFFTAMELLA NOW OFFERS YOU LIVE FROM HIS PSYCHIC PSEUDIO A PALM, CRYSTAL BALL AND LOVE BALL READING. NOW THERE IS MORE BUFF POWER AVAILABLE TO YOU THAN EVER HOSE-ABLE WITH GROG'S GREAT WITS-DOM AND INCREDIBLE PUMPING POWER.

THE PROFESSOR CAN DESTROY LIGHT, DARKNESS, SORROW, AND EVIL WAITRESSES WITH GROG'S AMAZING ALNIGHTLY POWER. HE CAN TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR PALS' AND ENEMIES' DONGERS BY NAME. HE CAN ENRICH YOU WITH EXCESS, ECSTATICNESS, LURVE, STEALTH, AND PEACE OF ASS.

THE PROFESSOR HAS SUCCEEDED WHERE ALL OTHER DRUGS HAVE FAILED AND HAS WITNESSED MANY MIRACLES WHILST IN THE CLOSE PROXIMITY OF UDDERS. AND NOW YOU...

1.1% GUARANTEED SATISFACTION OR YOUR LIFE MADE NO WORSE THAN THE RAT'S ASS FOR A DOG'S DINNER THAN IT IS AT PRESENT. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE? TO MAKE YOURSELF DINNER AND OTHER INTERDIMENSIONAL BAGS OF LOWLIFES, E-MAIL NOW!

Psychicguff4Ustoopid!@SpamoftheCentury.com

Arf, arf!

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