Thursday, February 05, 2009

WITTER TWITTER & BUFFALO APPLES




YOU MAY HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHERE WE'VE BEEN ALL THIS TIME. WELL, TO FESS UP, WE'VE BEEN ON DA TWITTER, LIKE. BUT FRANK LEE, WE'VE HAD ALL THE IN-UR-EN-DO A BIRD & BUFF CAN TAKE. "AND I THOUGHT DOGGING WAS TEACHING YER DOG NEW TRICKS!" AND ALL THAT BLA.


WELL, FECKS, WE MEAN FOLKS, WE'RE BACK, BLEANER THAN EVER. AND WE'VE GOT SUMFINK TO GET YER TEETH INTO... AT A PRICE.


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3 comments:

Splendor G. Mainwaring said...

It is now woefully apparent that Obama has been smoking dope again. When the President of the United Snakes feels compelled to heap praise upon you two degenerates, there must be something very rotten in the state of Denmark, or Finland, for that matter. You two assholes are almost singlehandedly responsible for the moral degradation of the West. By comparison, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Love and Dick Cheney are virtuous saints. In a just world, the two of you would be boiled in olive oil and made to stand in corners, wearing funny hats. May God have mercy upon your blasphemous souls, if you have souls, which I seriously doubt. You two are right bastards, and all your sisters are two-dollar whores. May you rot in Hell, you filthy buggers!

Splendor G. Mainwaring said...

It is now woefully apparent that Obama has been smoking dope again. When the President of the United Snakes feels compelled to heap praise upon you two degenerates, there must be something very rotten in the state of Denmark, or Finland, for that matter. You two assholes are almost singlehandedly responsible for the moral degradation of the West. By comparison, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love are virtuous saints. In a just world two of you would be boiled in olive oil and made to wear funny hats and stand in corners. May God have mercy upon your souls, if you have souls, which I seriously doubt. You are two right bastards, and your sisters are all whores.

Splendor G. Mainwaring said...

It is now woefully apparent that Obama has been smoking dope again. When the President of the United Snakes feels compelled to heap praise upon you two degenerates, there must be something very rotten in the state of Denmark, or Finland, for that matter. You two assholes are almost singlehandedly responsible for the moral degradation of the West. By comparison, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love are virtuous saints. In a just world two of you would be boiled in olive oil and made to wear funny hats and stand in corners. May God have mercy upon your souls, if you have souls, which I seriously doubt. You are two right bastards, and your sisters are all whores.