YouTube Puff Pastry Pudding

PARENTAL DERISORY

BUFFALO: Oh, Birdy, the puff pastry pudding that tastes of Nectar of the Goddess working its way to the peak of Mount Climax! Divine. If only I hadn't popped me cork at the most inopportune of moments.

BIRD: Happens to the best of us. Still the most popular vid on YouTube, like.

BUFFALO: Whattttt?!

BIRD: Anyhoo, many thanks to Cheddar X for this 7 Me-Me. Ready, Buff?

BUFFALO: You sent that jpeg file to YouTube?!! Dammit, dude, that’s poisonal. Between you, me and the Mons Venus!

BIRD: Later, dude. You’ll thank me for it. Trust me. Now, your starter for ten: where do you see your age?

BUFFALO: Um... uh... on me nips, mostly. They’re not as hard as they used to be, but hey, I ain’t had no complaints so far.

BIRD: Where do you feel your age?

BUFFALO: In the bed, on the sofa, in the car, just about wherever I can lay my hands on it.

BIRD: Where do you hear your age?

BUFFALO: In the ever flowing stream at the bottom of the road. In the birdsong outside my window. In the wind in the trees. In the click in my neck as I strain to please.

BIRD: Where do you smell your age?

BUFFALO: In the john of an evening, although I tend not to linger.

BIRD: What is your most vivid memory of childhood?

BUFFALO: When I was two, I got me Freddy stuck in the cat flap. Thus began my fascination with pussies.

BIRD: What was “old” when you were a little kid?

BUFFALO: 10. When I had my 10th birthday, I cried into my cake and my best friend shoved me head in the trifle then whacked me on the ass with a baseball bat. I knew then that it was all over.

BIRD: Does that seem so old now?

BUFFALO: If I knew then what I know now, I’d have inhaled petrol and thrown myself on the Barbie. Actually, that ain’t such a bad idea.

BIRD: Thanks, dude. You’ve been most Frank.

BUFFALO: Now about that video…

BIRD: Available here: http://www.youtube.com/ Ends rather abruptly, but as The Daily Splasher so aptly put it – “The juiciest romp since Carry On Camping! Bring a towel!”

BUFFALO: Oh, cor, blimey, mister!

BIRD: Film at eleven.

BUFFALO: Arf, arf!

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CHEDDAR CHEESE, ENGLISH CHEESE AT ITS BEST, ALTHOUGH STILTON'S NOT ARF BAD.