OTTO FELLATIO: You are a friend of Birdy, yes?
POTTY DOTTY: Yes.
OTTO FELLATIO: You've been feeling moribund lately.
POTTY DOTTY: I beg your pardon?
OTTO FELLATIO: Stagnant, without force or vitality.
POTTY DOTTY: Well, yes.
OTTO FELLATIO: Awkward in the company of strangers.
POTTY DOTTY: Yes.
OTTO FELLATIO: Irritable for no reason.
POTTY DOTTY: Yes!
OTTO FELLATIO: And if I touch you…
POTTY DOTTY: Oh my… wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
OTTO FELLATIO: I thought as much.
POTTY DOTTY: Mmmmmm. Thank you.
OTTO FELLATIO: And I if blow in your ear thus…
POTTY DOTTY: Well, I… wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
OTTO FELLATIO: And you find yourself regularly erupting on public transport if a man brushes your shoulder?
POTTY DOTTY: Well, yes. By the way, thank you again. (moans gently)
OTTO FELLATIO: You’re the third case this week.
POTTY DOTTY: Am I? Of what?
OTTO FELLATIO: TPES.
POTTY DOTTY: TPES?
OTTO FELLATIO: Temporary Persistent Ejaculation Syndrome. The slightest touch from a member of the opposite sex will trigger it off. Here, take these.
POTTY DOTTY: The Hitachi DZBX35EUK DVD Camcorder and a pair of bicycle clips?
OTTO FELLATIO: I think you know what I’m saying.
POTTY DOTTY: YouTube?
OTTO FELLATIO: For Christmas. My work is done, yes?
POTTY DOTTY: Yes.
OTTO FELLATIO: We shall meet again, in this world or the next. Think Fellatio, think Otto.
POTTY DOTTY: Video at eleven.
OTTO FELLATIO: Ahhh-f, ahhh-f!
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