Monday, July 02, 2007

101 SMOOF: CAMPAIGN FOR MORE SMOOF IN PUBLIC PLACES

BIRD: OK, dude, take it away.

BUFFALO: Britney & Lindsay - smoof!

BIRD: Marks & Spencer - smoof!

BUFFALO: Beautiful gals with almond green eyes - smoof!

BIRD: In da summer sun wid da see-alls - smoof!

BUFFALO: Route 66 - smoof!

BIRD: M25 - smoof!

BUFFALO: Lake Michigan - smoof!

BIRD: Loch Ness - smoof!

BUFFALO: The larch - smoof!

BIRD: The acorn - smoof!

BUFFALO: Wait, wait, wait. Hold it.

BIRD: Wassup?

BUFFALO: We ain't gonna make da 101, dude.

BIRD: Yakety yak, don't hold smoof!

BUFFALO: Smoof wid da groove.

BIRD: Smoof 4 peace, pliz, Lucy.

BUFFALO: Smoof 4 da globular misunderstanding.

BIRD: Smoof is da word.

BUFFALO: Smoof is da way dat we're relieving.

BIRD: Come on and jump to da smoof.

BUFFALO: Somewhere over da smoof.

BIRD: Come on and smoof wid me.

BUFFALO: Smoof up hi.

BIRD: Coz I...

BUFFALO: Will all ways...

BOTH: Luv smoo-oo-oooooof.

BIRD: Luv...

BOTH: Smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof.

AND THERE WE MUST LEAVE THE BIRD & BUFFALO AS THEY DESCEND INTO UTTER SMOOF. AND WITH ANY HOPE, THEY WILL RETURN MINUS THE SMOOF FOR MORE INTRIGUE & DEROGATORY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME & CONSTELLATION. FOR FURTHER FORAYS INTO THE WORLD OF SMOOF, JOIN THE SMOOF FORUM AT smoofingdasmooth@smoofRsmoof.com

GOOD NIGHT & DERIVE SAFELY

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