ER... WOT YER THINK, BUFF? WILL ANY OF THESE GET YA OUTTA BED?
1. You'll get fired if you don't.
BUFFALO: Nope.
2. Your heart will become even weaker than it already is then it'll give out altogether.
BUFFALO: Years of unbridled rogering and solvent abuse will get me first, Birdy, so wot's da hurry?
3. Someone is stealing your car.
BUFFALO: Dude, it's insured!
4. There is a special package at the door.
BUFFALO: I've got all my movies from NetFlix so I don't give a feck!
5. The bed is on fire.
BUFFALO: Yeah, that oughtta do it!
1 comment:
You also left out bedbugs and mad knife-wielding rapists. Although you can let the bedbugs do their thing and get under the covers. Leave the knife on the bedside table.
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