FIVE REASONS TO GET OUTTA BED IN DA MAWNIN'

ER... WOT YER THINK, BUFF? WILL ANY OF THESE GET YA OUTTA BED?

1. You'll get fired if you don't.
BUFFALO: Nope.

2. Your heart will become even weaker than it already is then it'll give out altogether.
BUFFALO: Years of unbridled rogering and solvent abuse will get me first, Birdy, so wot's da hurry?

3. Someone is stealing your car.
BUFFALO: Dude, it's insured!

4. There is a special package at the door.
BUFFALO: I've got all my movies from NetFlix so I don't give a feck!

5. The bed is on fire.
BUFFALO: Yeah, that oughtta do it!