AND THE OSCAR GOES TO...

BIRD: Britney Sp... HELEN MIRREN! Yay!

BUFFALO: Woo!

BIRD: Yippee!

BUFFALO: Foo-dook-a-rooooo!

BIRD: Ger-fum-a-ummm!

BUFFALO: Per-too-a-shooooo!

BIRD: (sighs deeply)

BUFFALO: (sighs deeply)

BIRD: Our Hels!

BUFFALO: Your Hels!

BIRD: The Long Good Friday, Piscali's Island...

BUFFALO: The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, The Madness Of King George...

BIRD: Last Orders, Gosford Park...

BUFFALO: Calendar Girls...

BIRD: And The Queen!

BUFFALO: Mah-vellous!

BIRD: Spiffing! Birth name Ilyena Vasilievna Mironov.

BUFFALO: 5ft 4 inches tall. Nickname Popper.

BIRD: Made a dame in 2003.

BUFFALO: 36-25-36...

BIRD: (sighs deeply)

BUFFALO: (sighs deeply)

BIRD: Sayonara, Britney?

BUFFALO: Do one, Spears!

BIRD: Helen at eleven!

BUFFALO: Ahhhhhf, ahhhhhf!