CAMELIAN URGES

The amorous urge of the camel
Is greater than anyone thinks
After many long months in the desert
He yearns to make love to the Sphinx

But the Sphinx's capacious vagina
Is clogged with the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile

Fifi Lamour

WINNER OF THE 2007 INTERNATIONAL GIANT PLANTAIN POETRY COMPETITION FEATURING SHOELACES & BREAM

Our thanks go to head of the judges Daniil Kharms, who's dead you know.
nb This competition will open then close again on November 1st at thirteen minutes to midnight. All entries should be lightly salted and perfectly manicured. Happy pickling!


SMOKING BREAM
Spittle
Dangling
Drowning
On a sandwich
After tea
But before Z
Mind the giraffe
He's dead you know

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I balanced ma' tool, brought Woody to mind,
The beers to come seemed nuthin' but grief
I'm blowin' in the wind, me and ma' behind
In balance with ma' mojo, but I can't get no relief

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POOR CHARLIE... CAMPAIGN FOR POETRY ON YouTube

Poor Charlie, he always loved parping
And now he’s dead
It must have been too cramped for him his Percy Bysshe gave way
They said

Oh ho ho ho, it was up, down, sideways always
(Still the cork popped whilst frumping)
I was much too far out in virtual, dude
And not waving but dumping

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YouTube CUMZ GUD

Omigod! After much wrangling and incentivisational inducements, YouTube have given the red, blue, amber, indigo light to I...
Is this the beginning
Or merely end to end?

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If I should die, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a cyber interactive rabbit-poo festooned field
That is forever Pubistan

Jeremiah Jughead

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