Wednesday, May 15, 2013

THE SHORTEST ZITCOM EPISODE EVER! Q THE SOLARIS EFFECT

BIRD: Morning, dude.

BUFFALO: Mawnin'. Wasshapnin'?

BIRD: Did you ever think of me?

BUFFALO: Only when I was sad.

BIRD: Whenever we show pity, we empty our souls.

BUFFALO: The salvation of humanity is in its shame.

BIRD: Solaris?

BUFFALO: Ten points!

BIRD: Film at eleven.

BUFFALO: Arf, arf!

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PLUS THE SHORTEST SOLARIS POEM EVER!!!

Solaris
by Birdy

So...
Laris
How goes it?

AND THE CRITICS SAID...

SHELDON, LEONARD, HOWARD, PENNY, RAJ AND KEVIN BACON: Totes amazeballs!


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