Tuesday, May 17, 2011

SLIGHT SLUT

SLIGHT SLUT

I'm a slight slut
I wink my way
through life

When times are hard
and the weather's bad
I lift my skirt
and feel so good
it almost hurts
When the bow anchor
rides on through

I'm a slight slut
I go to bed
in my socks

Well... why not?

6 comments:

Christopher Hudson said...

Wow, that's heavy man ... pass the doobie, eh?

Splendor G. Mainwaring said...

Please be advised that I am suing both you idiots for dereliction of duty and absentee landlordism.

Splendor G. Mainwaring said...

P.S. I know where you live.

Splendor G. Mainwaring said...

I have your GPS coordinates, am possession of advanced technology, and my motto is Nemo me inpune lacessit.

You've been warned.

Splendor G. Mainwaring said...

Correction: "am IN possession of advanced technology" although my spell-checker is in the shop for repairs.

Splendor G. Mainwaring said...

There is a persistent rumor regarding that other idiot, that he is planning to call you, if he can figure out when you're home and not out trolling for jail bait. If I were you, which, thank God, I am not, I would make an effort to contact him, as I hear he is contemplating the long swim to China, and plans to mention you in dispatches.