BIRD: Went to see this film last nite. For money, like. Me bra was killing me. Anyway, this punter keeps going "Goebbels! Goebbels" Then at one point this babbling idiot slung his left arm out to his side and his hand fell on my lap in a most provocative manner and yelled, "Mein Fuhrer, please loan me your Luger!" I tell you I was THIS close to walking out. The things a writer has to do to earn an honest crust!
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hohohohoho!!!
Dudes, that is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen. It's like The Exorcist meets The Godfather, only worse. Even finding a horse head in your bed wouldn't be as scary as this evil fookin' pig with the teeth of Bert Parks, coming up over the foot of your bed. I would shit myself in abject terror if this were to happen to me. I pray to God that no children are allowed to see this. You two assholes need some serious therapy and a whole lot of Thorazine. I will pray the Rosary for your souls, which are now surely damned for all Eternity.
One more thing... I have forwarded your blog to the Vatican. You may expect a visit soon from the Grand Inquisitor.
Yours in Christ,
Splendor G. Mainwaring
The Hermiatage
Vineland
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