This was quite amusing, although I feel compelled to point out that seafood stuffed with pork is definitely not Kosher, according to the Protocols of the Elders of Krypton, and consequently I've been forced to put a price on your head. In this style, 10S/4d.
And furthermore, isn't it a bit tacky to bring up the subject of seahorses in the first place? For example, take President Trump, please. He claims to be a "stable genius" and I think he's right. He has a remarkable talent for shoveling horseshit. From this we can extrapolate the seahorse, an unassuming little creature who is the polar opposite of a man who may have sired by a russet-haired Orangutan, or possibly a striped-ass Baboon. But I digress. Photos of seahorses conjure up images of tiny little jockeys riding those iddy biddy horses, which is patently absurd, because how can a horse that size ever expect to win the Kentucky Derby, or the Kirwood Derby, for that matter? Or even a $3000.00 claiming race at Hollywood Park? It's impossible, and there is more than enough evidence to support my theory. But I digress. I hear the ice cream truck! Hey, wait for me, hey mister, wait for meeeeeeeeeeee...........................
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Oy! Weh ist mir! Not even toilets are safe with these marauding seahorses attacking sausages for cheap grins.
Oh God! Who would a thunk of a seahorse eating a pork sausage-except old B & B. Funny.
This was quite amusing, although I feel compelled to point out that seafood stuffed with pork is definitely not Kosher, according to the Protocols of the Elders of Krypton, and consequently I've been forced to put a price on your head. In this style, 10S/4d.
And furthermore, isn't it a bit tacky to bring up the subject of seahorses in the first place? For example, take President Trump, please. He claims to be a "stable genius" and I think he's right. He has a remarkable talent for shoveling horseshit. From this we can extrapolate the seahorse, an unassuming little creature who is the polar opposite of a man who may have sired by a russet-haired Orangutan, or possibly a striped-ass Baboon. But I digress. Photos of seahorses conjure up images of tiny little jockeys riding those iddy biddy horses, which is patently absurd, because how can a horse that size ever expect to win the Kentucky Derby, or the Kirwood Derby, for that matter? Or even a $3000.00 claiming race at Hollywood Park? It's impossible, and there is more than enough evidence to support my theory. But I digress. I hear the ice cream truck! Hey, wait for me, hey mister, wait for meeeeeeeeeeee...........................
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