BUFFALO: Antonella who? Did wot?
BIRD: Antonella Barba. American Idol, dude. She's gonna win it, Apparent Lee, by a head. Her vid is doin' a gagging trade on da YouTube, like.
BUFFALO: Wot vid? Xplain, pliz, Lucy.
BIRD: It's incredible. Pushing the boundaries. Breaking new ground.
BUFFALO: Holy salivations! Wot in Theodore Digitalis's name is she doin' innit?
BIRD: Gardening, dude. Getting down deep and darty.
BUFFALO: Wot, with a trowel and shrubs 'n' stuff?
BIRD: Yahhh-p. The way she strokes that hoe - it's electrifying!
BUFFALO: Omigod! I'm gettin' that Olivia Newton-John Grease moment all over again. Just wot exactly is she doin' wid dat hoe, dude?
BIRD: Cutting the border on the lawn.
BUFFALO: No! Ohhh...
BIRD: Yes. And you know wot she does next?
BUFFALO: Don't tell me, lemme guess. Cuts the lawn?
BIRD: Yahhp! Slowly, methodically, like a real pro. Wiping her hot, sweaty face and brow as she goes.
BUFFALO: Oh Merciful Marigolds! Is she wearin' a hat?
BIRD: Yahhp.
BUFFALO: A baseball hat?
BIRD: Yahhp.
BUFFALO: A New York Yankees' baseball hat?
BIRD: Yahhp.
BUFFALO: Ohhhh... And the vid's on YouTube, you say?
BIRD: Was.
BUFFALO: Was?!
BIRD: It was voluntarily pulled - too many elderly male gardeners were having seizures, like.
BUFFALO: But of course.
BIRD: But the good news is...
BUFFALO: Go on.
BIRD: You can still see the full 15-minute unedited feast of horticultural celebration at http://www.sexygardening4beginners.com/.
BUFFALO: Wow. Clicking as we speak.
BIRD: I tell ya, dude, when she pops that wet grass onto the compost heap down by the potting shed and starts cleaning her tools...
BUFFALO: Dude, dude, don't spoil it! Ohhh, yeah... there she goes to the shed. She's getting the lawn mower out... Oh, Antonella, you darty gal...
BIRD: Film at eleven?
BUFFALO: Watering at twelve! Arf, arf!
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